10 Meat-Free Stories About Vegetarians And The Pains It Takes To Be One
Dear readers,
Going vegetarian is a bold and commendable choice of lifestyle that many take for altruistic reasons, be it a concern for the welfare of animals or the environment, for a healthier diet, or for many other personal reasons. Sadly, there are also those who label themselves as vegetarian because it’s “cool,” they want some attention, or they don’t quite understand what vegetarianism actually is. These people make it harder for real vegetarians to be taken seriously when confronted by the ignorant.
We’ve rounded up ten stories about vegetarians, those who think they’re vegetarian, and those who are confused by the concept. The stories are meaty content, but they’re still meat-free!
Natural Selection In Action, Part 2 – Even the lions in The Lion King weren’t vegetarians!
There Is No Meat But Where Is The Proof – Did… did you mean “virgin”?!
Let Me Give You A Pizza My Mind, Part 2 – How dare your friend worry about his health?!
So That’s The Difference… – So… chickens aren’t animals anymore, then?
A Few Carrots Short Of A Bunch – Hits from the comments: “Hey, lady. Haven’t you heard of ‘garbage in, garbage out?'”
Repeat After Me: Names Are Your Friends – Just as long as it doesn’t have cilantro in it, I’m happy.
Meatheaded – What part of “We only have meat” confuses you?
Me Customer, Me Hungry – Hits from the comments: “Look need brain-think! We no brain when am food!”
Telling Porkies, Part 2 – I’m going with, “No, she’s not.”
Udderly Ridiculous – But… but… AUGH!
We hope you enjoyed this vegetarian-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
22 Cringeworthy Stories About People Who Struggle With Veganism
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