10 Hilarious Stories About Monkeys And Bad Customers Monkeying Around
Dear readers,
Today is Monkey Day!
Monkey Day celebrates all things simian, such as lemurs, tarsiers, apes, and other non-human primates. The day is designed to raise awareness about environmental issues that affect monkeys and primates around the world. Monkey Day started as a prank at Michigan State University but has grown to become a worldwide-recognized event, observed especially by many zoos!
Since we here at Not Always Right both love animals and know there’s not a subject on Earth that hasn’t been ruined by bad customers, we’ve decided to observe the day with a roundup! Here are ten stories about bad customers getting up to monkey-business, most involving actual monkeys. Please keep your belongings close to you for the duration of this roundup!
Getting Your Priorities Straight, Part 3 – Hurt me if you want, but hands off my bike!
Fanny Whack – We’re kind of sad we didn’t get to meet this guy.
More Than One Chimp By The Name Of George – I prefer Clooney, but that’s cool.
Monkey See, Monkey Please Don’t Do That Again – Don’t mind Dad; he’s just monkeying around.
Finally Got Them Bugging Out – You could always name the cat “Monkey”…
Containing This Monkey Business – Hits from the comments: “Sorry, ma’am, but this is not a monkey business.”
Shopping For An Indiana Jones-Themed Dinner Party – I think you may have just thwarted a witch’s spell.
A Disturbing Kind Of Monkey Business – Don’t lick that! You don’t know where it’s been!
Containing This Monkey Business, Part 2 – Check the comments on this one for a barrel-of-monkeys full of puns!
This Team Is Bananas – Better keep all those bananas on ice!
We hope you enjoyed this Monkey-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
