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10 Hilarious Customer Stories When Sarcasm Was The Only Answer

| Right | January 19, 2021

Dear readers,

Sometimes the customer can ask something so stupid, or behave in such a moronic way, that the only response that will preserve your sanity is sarcasm. Is it professional? No. It is necessary? We’ll let you decide.

We’ve rounded up ten stories about customers who were so stupid they warranted a glorious sarcastic response.


Acting Snappy – Give it a good old-fashioned technical tap.

Explanations As Clear As Water – Dangerous advice – someone this stupid might drown!

Time Waits For Slow Man – We sort of hope he didn’t drive there.

The Conversation Has Taken A Sudden Dive – Maybe you should try indoor skydiving, instead.

Sadly, There Is No Cure For Rudeness – This is what you get for being nosy and rude!

Spewing Obnoxious Gases – There was probably a nicer way to say you didn’t want a bag.

Can’t See The Wood In The Trees – And you thought “paper or plastic” was a tough choice before.

Seven Of Nine – My experience on this site tells me the customer will complain when they do get nine.

Intelligence Doesn’t Grow On Trees – This one has a smidgen of intelligence!

Mmm, Hemoglobin – Hey, vampires like ice cream, too!


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about sarcastic responses! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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