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10 Funny Stories About Stupid Customers Who Didn’t Know What They Were Eating

| Right | September 20, 2020

Dear readers,

We’d like to think that most of you are discerning about what you eat and drink. We know what ingredients go into our favorite meals and try to strike up a good balance between healthy eating and unhealthy comfort-food. Sadly, not everyone acts so judiciously with their diet, as sadly evidenced by the next ten stories of customers who just do not know what they are putting into their bodies.

Warning: this selection goes over your daily recommended dose of stupidity.


Not Just Any Warm Crunchy Bread, Mind You – Also referred to as “burnt bread scraped.”

There Is No Tea In the Virgin Islands – It’s probably best someone like this doesn’t drink alcohol anyway.

Not The Most Well-Red Of Customers – Hits from the comments: “The ’50s called; they want their old joke back.”

Getting Ham-pered – Friends, stories like this are we have the “revolting” tag.

Has A Problem Espresso-ing Herself – Why do people order things if they don’t know what they are?!

Cross-Branding – Manufactured in Transsexual, Transylvania.

… And This Is Before He Got Buzzed – To be fair, I’ve never understood wine tastings, either. I just like wine.

On A Steak Out – This cop needs to ketchup so he can pass mustard.

Sure They Can Cobble Something Together – A Reuben sandwich with no Reuben would pair well with that.

Should Have Gone For (M)Academia – We can’t tell if they’re joking or just stupid.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about ignorant eaters! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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