10 Funny Stories About Customers Who Took Their Bible Study Too Seriously

| Right | October 13, 2020

Dear readers,

There are those who go to church on Sundays, quote a few famous scriptures when applicable, and generally try to be good people. And then there are those in the ten stories from our archives rounded up here, who seem to have let their knowledge of the Bible (or lack of it) let them make some pretty strange decisions!

Warning, the following stories are Hellishly ridiculous.

 

A Revelatory Thought – It comes from further up and further in.

Thou Shalt Pay On Time – Hits from the comments: “And that’s when I beat him to death with a Bible while repeatedly screaming, ‘Give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s,’ Your Honor.”

North Of The Moral Border – To be honest, I don’t remember the Bible saying those had to be covered, anyway.

Hear, Speak, Say, Play No Evil – At least she was willing to listen and discuss.

Thou Shalt Not Wear Boot Cut – Maybe she should just stick to dresses and skirts…

It’s Also A One-Way Trip – Isn’t that what praying is for?

The Devil To Pay – Did I just read the words “bobblehead Jesus”?

The Devil Is In The Retailers – Yes, this person has the demonic ability to bend space, and they’re using it for retail.

Jesus On The Dance Floor – “Die if you want to, you misguided martyr!”

The Pearly Hyperbaric Chambers – So everyone else is just gonna have an awful time in Heaven, then?

 

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about biblically bonkers customers! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

23 Tales That Show How Teachers Do Way More Than Just Teach

 

22 Times Religious Customers Went Biblical In The Store