10 Crazy Stories About Thieves Getting Caught In The Store!

| Right | January 8, 2021

Dear readers,

As long as there have been people selling things, there have been people stealing those things. It’s a victory when they get caught, but watching them try to weasel their way out of it can be extra entertaining.

We’ve rounded up ten stories about customers caught stealing in the store, and their sputtering explanations of how they tried to get out of it!

 

Popcon – That month-old popcorn grease is just extra seasoning!

First Impressions Lead To Confessions – Hits from the comments: “How long did it take you to stop laughing?”

A Library With A Likely Story – Your first mistake was giving everyone the missing item and their name.

Is That A Pinot Noir In Your Pocket… – This is the only acceptable form of body-shaming.

Taking It Down To The Wire – Maybe just try a coffee shop next time.

Copyright Meets Copywrong – Get with the times, kids! It’s all about illegal downloading now.

Extra Crime Rib – I’m going to guess that’s a no.

Honesty Is Not Always The Best Policy – Oooh, who gets to explain this one?

Thanks For Clearing That Up – Well, you’re certainly ugly on the inside.

Pants-Fulfilling Prophecy – You know that expression about protesting too much? Yeah…

 

We hope you enjoyed this thieves-getting-caught roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

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