10 Cool And Cuddly Stories About Polar Bears!
Dear readers,
Yesterday was International Polar Bear Day! This holiday was established in 2011 to draw awareness to the plight of the largest carnivorous land mammals on Earth; they’ve been endangered since 1973. Polar bears are one of nature’s cruel temptations: they’re so cute and I just want to pet them, but I would rather not die of claws to the face.
We’ve gathered 10 stories from our archives about polar bears – a safe way to enjoy these cuddly-but-terrifying creatures!
It’s Not Like They Had Snow Way Of Knowing – Oh, I forgot! We do have a couple of polar bears in the back room for you.
Did You Know Gullible Isn’t In The Dictionary? – A chilling tale of stupidity!
The Advice Up Here Is Polar Opposite To What You’re Used To – Hits from the comments: “Now I’m curious what kind of legal problems a polar bear can cause, and also how you would file suit against one.”
The Bear-est Signs Of Intelligence – Even the stupidest among us can help save the world!
It’s An Old Joke In A Snowstorm – The classics don’t always go over as well as you hope.
Beware Of Boyfriends Bearing Bear Gifts – If you hear growling, don’t open the door.
Got A Good Bearing On Their Education – Okay, hear me out, but… princess polar bears!
So Cute I Could Just Eat You – Oh, my!
Entarctica – To be fair, Nebraska isn’t anywhere near any of those.
Animal Madness – Hits from the comments: “The correct answer was flamingo.”
We hope you enjoyed this polar-bear-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
18 Chill-Inducing Stories About Freezing Weather And Those Who Can’t Handle It (And A Few Who Can)
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