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10 Biting Stories About Bad Behavior, Banter, And BAGELS!

| Right | January 17, 2021

Dear readers,

The only thing we at NotAlwaysRight love more than a weird-holiday-themed roundup is food. And today, we’re celebrating National Bagel Day in the USA! Actually, Bagel Day was the fifteenth, but let’s be real. There is no wrong time to celebrate these beautiful, chewy vessels of cream cheese, bacon and eggs, lox, peanut butter… Heck, what can’t you put on a bagel? I mean, have you ever had a pizza bagel? Heaven!

Bagels are one of the most popular breakfast foods in this part of the world. And as we all know, if you’re not a morning person, you’re not always at your best at breakfast time. Here are 10 stories from our archives about bad bagel behavior!


Bagel Begone! – I’m so desperate for a bagel right now that I’d pay fifteen bucks for just one.

Must Have Been Really Important Bagels – Hits from the comments: “Much ado over muffin.”

Missed A Few Breadcrumbs Of Knowledge – I’m not sure I want to know what he thought they were made of.

Do-Nut Yell At Me – Don’t you love it when they double down on being a jerk?

A Beguiling Bagel – We’ve given up on understanding these dairy-eating vegans.

Butter Be More Careful Next Time – Why are you being so extra?

Seriously Cheesed Off – When the employees give you a nickname, that’s when you know you’re a bad customer.

Didn’t Succeed In Escaping Those ‘Feelies’ – Teenagers can be obnoxious, but… I kind of get this one.

Waste Not, Want Not, Part 2 – Okay, I know I said I was desperate for a bagel, but this is a whole other level.

One Copy With Cream Cheese, Please – Somebody’s got bagels on the brain. *Pause* Me. It’s me.


We hope you enjoyed this bagel-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

13 Unbelievable Stories About Bad Behavior At The Bakery


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