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10 Bewildering Stories About Boating!

| Right | July 27, 2021

Dear readers,

As the northern hemisphere continues to “enjoy” some hot weather (and by “enjoy,” I mean, “lounge about feeling gross and sweaty and unmotivated due to”), I spend my weeks dreaming of being out on the lake on a boat, splashing around and cooling off in nature.

Boating is a lovely way to spend your summer, but it takes a certain degree of intelligence and level-headedness to enjoy safely. And as long-time readers may have guessed, we have plenty of people in our archives who lack those things. Here are 10 stories about boaters who should really stay off of the water!

 

Be Glad You’re Not In His Shoes – “Fish pee in you… all day!”

What A Croc! – Well, if you’re no use to us for paddling, maybe you’ll be good for bait?

Someone’s Not Getting Any Tonight, Part 2 – They say a boat is just a hole in the water that you throw money into.

The Boat Who Cried Wolf – So much for “adult supervision.”

Time To Abandon This Sinking Ship – We’re all in the same boat. Except this one. This one’s mine.

People From The Netherlands Never Land – The water’s in his blood. Or the wind is.

We’re Going To Need A Bigger Attitude Adjustment – “I’m a kayak. Hear me roar!”

Something Smells Fishy, Part 3 – As fun as it sounds, it’s probably not a good idea to be drunk on a boat.

Boats That Shockingly Behave Like Boats – Her brain has drifted away, too!

There’s No Age Limit On An Adrenaline Rush – This story is a splashing good time for all involved!

 

We hope you enjoyed this Boating-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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