²H-OMG!
Customer: “Get me a soda, but I want ice that doesn’t float.”
Me: “I can fill the cup with ice so that the ice touches the bottom, but all ice floats in water.”
Customer: “Y’all got some of that heavy water? Make ice from that.”
Me: “Heavy water?”
Customer: “Deuterium!’
Me: “Okay, so you understand the concept of deuterium and heavy ice, but don’t understand that it wouldn’t be freely accessible in a Taco Bell?”
Customer: “Ugh, this place is so cheap!” *Leaves.*
Related:
H2-OMG!, Part 12
H2-OMG!, Part 11
H2-OMG!, Part 10
H2-OMG!, Part 9
H2-OMG!, Part 8
