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    Zombies Need Retail Assistance Too

    | Oklahoma City, OK, USA

    Me: “Hello. How are you doing today?”

    Customer: “I’m alive.”

    Me: “That’s good. Find everything okay today?”

    Customer: “Yeah. Because if I wasn’t alive, I’d be dead. Or a zombie.”

    Me: “I guess you would.”

    Customer: “Do you like zombies?”

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