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    Zombies Need Contractors Too

    | Toronto, ON, Canada |

    (A customer calls and asks about a company that is subcontracted to manage some machinery in the warehouse. I explain it to him.)

    Caller: “Oh, so you’re an umbrella corporation, then?”

    Me: “Yes, sir, that’s correct. Except we don’t have zombies.”

    Caller: “I’m sorry, what?”

    Me: “Never mind, sir. Did you have any other questions today?”

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