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    Zero Em-Bra-assment

    | Denver, CO, USA | Rude & Risque

    (I work in an adult-themed store that sells clothing. I am stocking nightwear on racks when a middle-aged customer appears.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, can you find a [brand of bra] in this size? I looked everywhere and can’t find it.”

    Me: “Alright…”

    (I disappear into the aisles and return with a bra.)

    Me: “Here you go.”

    Customer: “Thank you so much!”

    Me: “You’re welcome.”

    (The customer wanders off to the changing rooms while I return to putting the clothes on the rack. The customer returns, wearing NOTHING except for the bra he just got for her.)

    Customer: “How does it look? Will my boyfriend like it?”

    Me: *shocked* “Uh… sure.”

    Customer: “Thank you!”

    (A coworker appears after the woman returns to the dressing rooms.)

    Coworker: “Happened again?”

    Me: “What is it about these stores that makes people forget their modesty?!”