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Yukon See It On A Map, Part 2
Grocery Store | Chicago, IL, USA
(I am checking out a man with a thick southern accent.)
Me: “How would you like to pay for that?”
Customer: “Oh, darn. I must’ve forgotten my credit card at home. All I got is money.”
Me: “We do take cash.”
Customer: “It’s American money. I know you folks don’t take that.”
Me: “We take American money. This is America.”
(The man’s mouth literally drops open.)
Customer: “No fooling? When did that happen?”
Me: “When Illinois became a territory of the United States of America?”
Customer: “America took land from the Canadians? I must’ve missed it on the news.”
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