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    Yukon See It On A Map, Part 2

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    (I am checking out a man with a thick southern accent.)

    Me: “How would you like to pay for that?”

    Customer: “Oh, darn. I must’ve forgotten my credit card at home. All I got is money.”

    Me: “We do take cash.”

    Customer: “It’s American money. I know you folks don’t take that.”

    Me: “We take American money. This is America.”

    (The man’s mouth literally drops open.)

    Customer: “No fooling? When did that happen?”

    Me: “When Illinois became a territory of the United States of America?”

    Customer: “America took land from the Canadians? I must’ve missed it on the news.”

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