October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

You’re Supposed To Share The Wealth

| Amsterdam, Netherlands | Uncategorized

(I am sitting at the cash register where people can turn in chips for cash or other way around. A guy approaches.)

Me: “Hello, what can I do for you?”

Guest: “I want to take out a loan.”

Me: “I am sorry, what do you mean?”

Guest: “I want to take out a big loan so I can play and maybe buy a car.”

Me: “This isn’t a bank, sir. This is a casino. We don’t do that.”

Guest: “This can’t be. I know your company has loads of money. I want to borrow some. I will pay the tax or whatever.”

Me: “Sir, we don’t do loans. This isn’t a bank.”

Guest: “This is bulls***! Money is money. What’s the difference if I borrow here or at the bank? I will pay it back. So what difference does it make? Don’t argue with me!”

(I press the red button under my desk to call security.)

Me: “A gentleman will be here in a second to work things out with you and your loan. Good day!”