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    You’re Not Burning, But My Eyes Are

    | Texas, USA |

    (I’m working the front of a tanning salon and a customer comes up to me, completely naked.)

    Customer: “Does this tan look even to you?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I need you to go back to your booth and put your clothes on. You’re bothering the other customers.”

    Customer: “But I need to know if this tan is even. Does it look like I’m burning?”

    Me: *trying not to look at her* “Ma’am, I’m sorry. I need you to go back to your booth and put your clothes on. You can’t just walk around naked.”

    Customer: “Fine! You’re no help at all!”