Pepto-Abysmal

(My husband is thinking about eating some cake for breakfast that was left out all night, instead of put in the refrigerator.)

Husband: “I don’t know if I should eat this cake.”

(I start singing to him.)

Me:

I’ve got Pepto in my purse if you need it.
I’ve got Pepto in my purse if you need it.
You’ll eat something first,
Then you’ll feel a little worse.
I’ve got Pepto in my purse if you need it!