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    Your Urgency Is Not My Emergency, Part 2

    | Kittery, ME, USA | At The Checkout

    (It is approximately five minutes past closing time at our drugstore. While my manager and I are counting the cash drawers, a man begins frantically banging on the doors and yelling at us.)

    Customer: “Why are your doors locked?!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re closed for the evening. We close at 9 and it is now almost 10 minutes past.”

    Customer: “But I just need one thing! It’s an emergency!”

    (I look over at my manager who sighs and nods. He puts one of the cash drawers back into the register while I unlock the door and let the man in.)

    Customer: “You’re lucky you decided to unlock that door! I was about to break it down!”

    Me: “What is it that you need? I can help you find—”

    (The man pushes past me. After waiting for a few minutes, my manager is fed up.)

    Manager: *yells toward the back of the store* “Sir? What is it that you need? Sir?”

    (There’s no response from the customer, so my manager starts to head back to find him. They nearly collide at the end of an aisle.)

    Customer: “Hey, watch it! I got what I need. Why are you so impatient?”

    Manager: “Because we are supposed to be on our way home by now! My children are waiting for me to read them a bedtime story. Please pay for your items and be mindful of the store hours from now on.”

    Customer: “Don’t talk to me like that! I’m a paying customer!”

    (The man comes up to my register and drops his items on the counter: a bottle of personal lubricant, a bag of chips, and a bottle of wine. The customer pays and leaves. My manager is fuming.)

    Manager: “THAT WAS THE BIG EMERGENCY?!”

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