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    Your Solution May Go Up In Smoke

    | Hampshire, UK |

    Me: “Hello, how can I help?”

    Caller: “I think I have a gas leak. I’ve been trying to find it with a lighter, but no success yet. Could you send somebody out?”

    Me: “Sorry, what? You’re trying to find it with a lighter?”

    Caller: “Yes, I thought it would help.”

    Me: “It absolutely won’t! Do not use it! Turn off all your appliances and call [emergency gas service number].”

    Caller: “Oh, okay…I was only trying to help!”