Your One-Stop Shop For Addictive Substances

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(An older lady came in to the store I worked at looking for the Playstation game “Croc”.)

Customer: “Hey! Y’all got crack?”

Me: “Excuse me, ma’am?”

Customer: “Crack!”

Me: “Do you mean…Everquest?”

Customer: “NO, D***IT, I WANT CRACK. You know, little alligator be runnin’ ’round ‘n s***.”

Me: “…do you mean ‘Croc’?”

Customer: “Crack, Croc, whatever!”

Me: “Yes ma’am, right here…” *rings up sale*

(After the lady left, my boss came up to me.)

Manager: “Did that lady just try to buy crack rocks from you?!”