Your Infrastructure Dollars At Work
Grocery Store | Lee's Summit, MO, USA |
(Late at night, a customer comes to register with a tall bottle of whiskey and off-brand cola.)
Me: “Do you have your [customer] card?”
Customer: “Yeah, I got it right here on my cell phone. You see, I gotta have my phone on me at all times in case the boss calls, I got the keys to heavy machinery.”
Me: “Oh yeah?”
Customer: “You know how much fun it is to drive a bulldozer when you’re sober? IMAGINE THAT WHILE YOU’RE DRUNK!”


