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    | Houston, TX, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling **** technical support, this is ****, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I have this error stuck on my TV screen – ‘Acquiring Satellite Signal’ – how do I fix this?”

    Me: “I show from your account info that your area is undergoing a hurricane. Are you having bad weather now?”

    Customer: “It’s raining and windy.”

    Me: “Well, the rain and cloud cover are going to block your signal until the storm passes. The weather reports show that this is a major storm; have you considered evacuating for your own safety?”

    Customer: *angrily* “How do I know if I need to evacuate when the TV only shows me this ERROR?!”