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    Your Call Is Placed Two-Billionth – Hold, Please

    | Raleigh, NC, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, do you carry cell phone repeaters?”

    Me: “We do not.”

    Customer: “Any idea where I can get one?”

    Me: “The internet would be your best bet.”

    Customer: “Do you have the phone number for the internet?”