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    Your 911 Is Not A 2-For-1

    | Stamford, CT, USA | Transportation

    (A customer walks into the security office with a parking ticket in her hand.)

    Customer: “I got this parking ticket even though I paid the meter. The meter still had time on it!”

    Security Officer: “Ma’am, would you mind if I see the ticket?”

    (The customer hands the ticket to the security officer and he reviews the ticket.)

    Security Officer: “Ma’am, it says here you were issued the ticket because you were parked in two spaces.”

    Customer: “Of course I parked in two spaces. I didn’t want anyone parking next to me and scratching my Porsche!”