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    You’ll Need Special 2D Glasses, Though

    | Ontario, Canada |

    (At the zoo where I work, I’m answering questions from a group of tourists from Connecticut.)

    Tourist: “So, do you all say ‘eh’ in Canada?”

    Me: “Not too much, really. Maybe they say it a bit more out east.”

    Tourist: “Canada has an EAST?!”