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    You’ll Just Have To Weight

    | Boston, MA, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre

    Customer: “Could you add the tomato I sampled to the total price?”

    Me: “Do you mean you ate it?”

    Customer: “Yes, please add it.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we charge tomatoes by the pound, so that would be kind of hard to do.”

    Customer: *thinks for a second* “Well, I weighed 157 pounds before I ate it…”