You Spin My Head Right Round
(I work at a cellphone store in the mall but am standing outside to greet visitors. A random patron approaches me.)
Patron: “Excuse me, do you know where [cellphone store] is?”
Me: “Turn around.”
(The customer turns around but in a 360-degree circle.)
Patron: *frustrated* “How did that help?!”
Me: “Wow.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.