Me: “Do you need some help?”

Young Teen: “Yes, I’m looking for a book on a country.”

Me: “Do you want a travel guide, or a book about the history of the country?

Teen: “A travel guide, I guess. It’s for school.”

Me: “OK, then. Where would you like a travel guide to?”

Teen: “Hades.”

Me:“…you mean, Haiti?”

Teen: “Yeah, I guess that’s the way we say it here.”