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(My boyfriend has just come back from the bar, and is a bit tipsy. He snuggles up to me in bed.)
Boyfriend: “Mmm, your hair smells good.”
Me: “Thanks, hun.”
Boyfriend: “It makes me want to eat you.”
Me: “But, then I wouldn’t be here with you anymore.”
Boyfriend: “No, you would always be with me, forever, because I ate you!”
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