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You Said It, Not Me

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(A customer comes up with credit card bill.)

Customer: “Hi, I’d like to make a payment.”

Me: “Sure, no problem.”

(I take the bill and notice it’s actually for a different store.)

Customer: “My wife went and bought a bunch of stuff, so I gotta pay the bill.”

Me: “Sir, I don’t really know how else to say this but this is a [other store] card.”

Customer: “I’m in [our store] aren’t I?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “You’re too nice. You should have just said ‘Get the f*** out. You’re in the wrong store!'”