You Just Got Schooled, Part 2
(I’ve just moved to a small town, where the job market is even worse than most places. I’ve taken a job waiting tables at a small diner. I’m waiting on an older man and his wife when the following exchange takes place.)
Customer: “So, why didn’t you go to college?”
Me: “Um, I did.”
Customer: “Oh, didn’t make it?”
Me: “No. I graduated five years ago.”
Customer: “Well, I meant a real school… not like [local community college].”
Me: “Actually, I went to [Ivy League school].”
Customer’s Wife: “Oh, that’s a good school, dear!”
Customer: “So, what are you doing here?”
Customer’s Wife: “She’s trying to take your order. So stop being a jack*** and tell the nice girl what you’d like already!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.