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    You Gotta Be Flushing Kidding Me

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Rude & Risque

    Customer: “Do you all have a public bathroom?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry. It’s out of order.”

    Customer: “What! What’s wrong with it?”

    Me: “Well, someone clogged to toilet with paper towels and it doesn’t flush.”

    Customer: “Well, can I use it and not flush?”