You Gotta Be Flushing Kidding Me

| Chicago, IL, USA | Rude & Risque, Uncategorized

Customer: “Do you all have a public bathroom?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry. It’s out of order.”

Customer: “What! What’s wrong with it?”

Me: “Well, someone clogged to toilet with paper towels and it doesn’t flush.”

Customer: “Well, can I use it and not flush?”