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    You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 5

    | TN, USA |

    Me: “Hi, thanks for calling [store]. How may I help you?”

    Caller: *extremely inebriated* “I just noticed a bump on my privates.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Caller: “I need to come over and have you take a look at it.”

    Me: “Sir, I think you want a doctor. This is a hardware store.”

    Caller: *long pause* “You’re not my mom?”

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