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    You Got The Wrong(est) Number, Part 3

    | Orlando, FL, USA

    Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Can I speak to the butcher department, please?”

    Me: “The butcher department?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I decided I don’t want the big turkey any more.”

    Me: “Uh, ma’am, this is the city morgue.”

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