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    You Got The Wrong(est) Item, Part 4

    | Melbourne, Australia |

    Customer: “Excuse me, can you please help me find the new [brand] MP3 player? The one with the built in paedophile?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, built in what?”

    Customer: “Paedophile, that thing that keeps track of your footsteps?”

    Me: “Ah, yes. That would be a pedometer.”

    Customer: “Are you sure?”

    Me: “I can say with 100% certainty that none of our products have a built-in paedophile.”

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