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    You Got The Wrong(est) Item, Part 3

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    Me: “Good afternoon, how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Can you tell me if you carry Chlamydia?”

    Me: *long pause* “Um… I’m sorry, is this a plant you are looking for?”

    Caller: “Yes! The pink one. You know, Chlamydia!”

    Me: “Do you mean Cyclamen?”

    Caller: “Yeah! Cyclamen, Chlamydia, they’re all the same thing. So, do you have anyone there that can give me some Chlamydia?”

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