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    You Drive Me Crazy, Part 2

    | Southern Utah, USA | Uncategorized

    (I work on a resort where we rent golf carts out to our guests. I rent a cart out to a guest and her sons. She gets into the cart and I begin explaining how to use it.)

    Me: “This is the gas pedal, here. If you push this knob all the way to the left, it will go into drive.”

    Guest: “Okay. Like this?”

    (She then proceeds to hit the gas pedal and drives up over the curb while screaming.)

    Guest’s son: “I think we’ll walk.”

    You Drive Me Crazy