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    You Couldn’t Make It Up

    | St. Louis, MO, USA | Top

    (My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)

    Little Girl: “Hello?”

    Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”

    Little Girl: “That’s me.”

    Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”

    Little Girl: “I have two dads.”

    Me: “Oh well, never mind then. Have a nice day!”

    Little Girl: “Wait! Why did you call?”

    Me: “I’m selling make-up.”

    Little Girl: “Oh! One of my daddies loves that stuff. It makes him look pretty when he goes dancing! Let me give him the phone! Dad! Dad! Some girl wants to make you look pretty!”