You Can’t Scam Your Cake And Eat It Too

| Oshawa, ON, Canada | Uncategorized

Me: “So, can I get you anything else?”

Customer: “No, I’d like to make a complaint. The chicken was dirty. You didn’t wash it off before cooking it. Could you take it off my bill?”

Me: “But you still ate it?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “You would get a discount if you sent it back, but you ate it.”

Customer: “Can I speak to your manager?”

(The manager comes out and they talk for a moment.)

Manager: “Alright, so I’ll just bring you your bill then.”

Customer: “But my friend told me if I complained, I’d get my meal free.”

Manager: “You ate the meal, so you don’t get a discount.”

Customer: “I didn’t bring any money, because I thought I wouldn’t have to pay!”