Young girl, maybe six: “Hi, I need a table for 4 please.”

Me: “Sure, what’s your name?”

Girl: *screaming* “STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!”

(The mom, dad and little brother enter the restaurant while she’s screaming.)

Mom: “What’s wrong? What happened?”

Young girl: “The lady wanted to know my name!”

Mom: “Honey, that’s so she can tell you when the table is ready.”

Young girl: “Oh…”