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    You Can Lead A Horse To Water, Part 3

    | Bloomfield, MI, USA |

    (A customer walks into my video rental store on Christmas Eve 2005; it’s about 9 pm.)

    Customer: “Are you open?”

    Me: “Are the lights on?”

    Customer: “What?”

    Me: “Are the lights on?”

    Customer: “Yes…”

    Me: “Was the door unlocked?”

    Customer: “Well, yeah…”

    Me: “Have you ever been somewhere that was closed when the lights were mon and the doors were open?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “So, you understand now!”

    Customer: “No. Are you open or not?”

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