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    You Bite It, You Buy It

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    (I work in a charity shop selling used items. A customer walks up to me with a pair of gloves.)

    Customer: “Are these gloves waterproof?”

    Me: “They look it, sir.”

    Customer: “I’ll just test them out.”

    (The customer then proceeds to bite the gloves, covering them with his spit in the process, while everyone close to him looks on in horror.)

    Customer: “Yes, I’ll take these.”