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    You Be Telepathic So I Can Be Lazy

    | California, USA |

    Customer: “I need a door.”

    Me: “What kind of door?”

    Customer: “You’re the professional!”

    Me: “…”

    Me: “Where are you going while passing through this door, and where are you leaving?”

    Customer: “Garage from the kitchen.”

    Me: “Great, and what size is the door that’s there now?”

    Customer: “They make them in different sizes?”

    *throws self out window*