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You Be Telepathic So I Can Be Lazy
Home Improvement Store | California, USA
Customer: “I need a door.”
Me: “What kind of door?”
Customer: “You’re the professional!”
Me: “…”
Me: “Where are you going while passing through this door, and where are you leaving?”
Customer: “Garage from the kitchen.”
Me: “Great, and what size is the door that’s there now?”
Customer: “They make them in different sizes?”
*throws self out window*
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