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    You Be Difficult, I’ll Be Ditzy

    , | Oklahoma City, OK, USA |

    Me: “It’s a great day at [furniture store]! How can I direct your call?”

    Caller: “I want to talk to someone about my furniture.”

    Me: “Okay, is it just damaged, or did you want to set up a delivery?”

    Caller: “No. I just want to talk to someone about it.”

    Me: “Um… did you want to talk to your salesperson?”

    Caller: “No. Just someone in the dining department.”

    Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, but our floor isn’t separated into departments.”

    Caller: “I bought it about 2 years ago. I just want to talk about it.”

    Me: “Did you want to talk about it with a manager?”

    Caller: “No.”

    Me: *stops caring* “Well, I would LOVE to talk about with you! Is it pretty?!”

    Caller: “What?”

    Me: “Furniture is good! It’s where people sit!”

    Caller: *click*