Femininity Is Not In Her Jeans

(I used to be involved with this guy, but now we’re just friends. It should be noted that I’m not a particularly feminine woman.)

Guy: “What’d you get up to this weekend?”

Me: “Went to the beach. Got a bit of a burn, too – my bikini rode down and now I’ve got a line across my back.”

Guy: “Somehow I still have trouble picturing you in a bikini.”

Me: “You’ve seen me in my underwear. You’ve seen me naked.”

Guy: “Yeah, but in public you always wear jeans. Every time I try to imagine you in a bathing suit you’re wearing, like, a one-piece. And jeans.”