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    Yo Hablo Deutschpañol

    | Bergen, Norway |

    (A customer comes up to the counter.)

    Customer: “Where did you learn to speak English so well?”

    Me: “From school, I guess? And from watching movies and reading books–”

    Customer: “That’s good! I had Spanish in high school, and all I remember is ‘Auf wiedersehen’!”