(I’ve just started my shift when I am called to a register. The customer is ranting about an item that is not on sale.)

Me: “Hello, may I help you?”

Customer: “This shrimp is not scanning right. I made a special trip for it and you people are going to be sued for false advertising!”

Me: “I do apologize, but this is the wrong shrimp. Would you like me to get the correct one?”

Customer: “The wrong one? No, it’s not!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, it is. The label and ad states the $8.39 shrimp is on sale. This is the $9.99 shrimp.”

Customer: “I don’t care. I shouldn’t be expected to read labels! I should get anything I want because I am special!” *storms off without her shrimp*