Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • God Loves Little Girls Who Stand Up For Others
    (2,707 thumbs up)
  • October Theme Of The Month: Coupon Complications!
    Submit your story today!

    Yes, Your Highness

    | Cleveland, OH, USA |

    Me: “Excuse me, can I help you ma’am?”

    Customer, in a very mean tone: “Yeah, I need a Dove bar.”

    Me: “Okay, ma’am. The soaps are right over there; see the sign?”

    Customer: “…”

    Me: “?”

    Customer: “I’M WAITING…”

    Me: *sigh*

    (I go and get the soap and hand it to her. Then, she shows me a list of eight other things.)

    She Probably Needs Someone To Put Her Clothes On, Too
    The Epitome Of Lazy