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    | Cleveland, OH, USA |

    Me: “Excuse me, can I help you ma’am?”

    Customer, in a very mean tone: “Yeah, I need a Dove bar.”

    Me: “Okay, ma’am. The soaps are right over there; see the sign?”

    Customer: “…”

    Me: “?”

    Customer: “I’M WAITING…”

    Me: *sigh*

    (I go and get the soap and hand it to her. Then, she shows me a list of eight other things.)

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