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  • Yes To Dismember, No To His Member

    | Leeds, UK |

    (A customer comes to the counter with his son with a Grand Theft Auto game.)

    Me: “Sir, you are aware this is an 18 rated game?”

    Customer: “Yes, I am aware of that.”

    Me: “It contains sex.”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    Me: “Violence.”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    Me: “Bad Language.”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    Me: “Drug Usage.”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    Me: “Full frontal male nudity.”

    Customer: “He’s bloody well not having this!”

    (The customer hands the game over to me and walks out.)