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    Yeah, If You’re In The Roman Empire

    | Spokane, WA, USA |

    (Girl walks up to the desk looking around, confused. It is Ash Wednesday, and I work at a Catholic university.)

    Me: “Can I help you?”

    Girl: “Yes, can I ask you a question?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    Girl: “Why does everyone have crosses on their foreheads?”

    Me: “…it’s Ash Wednesday.”

    Girl: “Oh. I thought they were part of a cult or something.”